真木よう子

Prateek Anuraag
Facebook - 3 IDIOTS Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai... Tell me, what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...? Haan Chatur, tum batao. Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@ Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir? Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back. Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else... Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!? Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aya...

Avinaba Choco
Facebook - 3 Idiots Style: Rancho: *Smiling* 😄 Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳 Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃 Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai... Tell me, what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.😌 Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😤 Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like... 😆 Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...? 😠 Haan Chatur, tum batao. Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post... 😏 Teacher: Excellent!😘 Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕 Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡 Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡 Rancho: Why sir?😧 Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back. Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐 Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳 Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏 Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!😩 Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya...😕 😜😜😜

Amos Tonny Cheryl
A driver was driving his boss to airport, the boss realized that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home. His wife was bathing with a soap on her face, he tip-toed and touches her body, the wife responded, "you've dropped my stupid husband so fast? Don't rush we have the whole weekend to spend together, I'm praying that the plane crashes so that I can enjoy you till the end of my life! "She notice the person was quiet, she washed her face and saw her husband standing in front of her. IF YOU WERE THE HUSBAND/WIFE WHAT WILL YOU DO? . Kegg Flloyd GA O BATA GO TSHEGA THATA..LIKE THE PAGE..BELOW...JUST TAKE UR 10 SECONDS CLICK MABIJO LE MOKOTEDI KING BIJOS A RE TSHEGENG LOVE QUOTES.. 7 hours ago· Edited Like· 180 Comments· Share· Unlike Page 67 peoplelike this. Write a comment... Comment Or attach a photo Govan Mbeki Heavy-g Puso oscar pestrias is nt a fool Like· 4· Reply·7 hours ago Larona Mbaakanyi Do you stil blame Oscar for wat he did? Like· 2· Reply·6 hours ago Petros John I will increase the driver's salary Like· 2· Reply·7 hours ago Zethu Nametso a nnyele ciras aa-aa Like· 2· Reply·7 hours ago Onny Goitsemang Ke a idibala Like· 2· Reply·7 hours ago Lone Brian Gulubane Pistorious Like· 2· Reply·7 hours ago Nkatu Stoneboy Matumbe Jst lock her in the bathroom for 5 days Like· 2· Reply·7 hours ago Mphonyana Fonyo I wl oscar her. Like· 2· Reply·7 hours ago Mohaladi Lilly Continue le se ke neng ke se tetse Like· 2· Reply·7 hours ago Tèbògò Måbèçhù Orsca Pitrious Edited· Like· 2· Reply·7 hours ago

Fazal Rahman

Shaji Maniyar

Shabbir Shaikh
Very Very True.....

Bhaskar Joshi
Aaj k shaitan bacche: 👭👬👭👬 Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Lazyness rocks: Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u. Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,.... Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu. Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...😴 A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: "Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems!" :):):):-) . Haste Raho , hasate raho.

Leon Peacock

Paulo Henrique Santos
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Shibly Ahamed

Hariom Sharma
Aaj k shaitan bacche: 👭👬👭👬 Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Lazyness rocks: Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u. Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,.... Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu. Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...😴 A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: "Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems!" :):):):-) Let's us start our day with laugh.... 😛😋 Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna... Aftr exam Father: how is ur result? Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...

Aashish Singh Negchari
thats a true confession

Ravi Kant Atreya

Jo Kyle Jordan Russ

Manoj Kayande
Two Radical Pakistanis boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' ' Don't get up,' said the Sardarji , 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.' As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s shoe and spit in it. When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Sardarji obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s other shoe and spit in it. When the Sardarji returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Sardarji slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Paki neighbors . . . 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on . . . ? This fighting between our nations . . . ? This hatred . . . ? This animosity . . . ? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes . . . ? --------------------- A gujrati Boy was smoking at the Airport..Girl asked . 1 din me kitne cigrate pite ho ? Boy : 10 . Girl : Agr ab tak zindgi me cigrat pe kharch kiye paise bachate to samne khadi AUDI tumhari hoti Boy : Aap cigrate peeti ho ? Girl : No Boy : To kya wo car aapki he ? Girl : no boy : To tu taaru kaam karne chaapli , e AUDI mari j chhe .. ---------------------------- Gujjus @ their best: Dr. Saheb, plastic surgery karvane ketlo karcho aavse? Dr: 5 lakhs Gujju: Plastic hun laaavi aapis. Tame khali majoori bolo!! ------------------------- Kaka Nu Accident Thayu Dr:- Taka Leva Padse... Kaka:- Ketla Rs.Thase...? Dr:- 7000 Rs. Kaka:- Gadheda "TAAKA" Levana Chhe Kai "EMBROIDARY" Nathi Karvani... ------------------------------ Classic joke Ek Mantri USA gaya to meet his politician friend Uska ghar bahot khubsurat tha. Indian : Itna khubsurat ghar kaise banaya? American: Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai ? Indian : haan American: Uska 10% apni jeb me...!! Phir American India aya to hairaan reh gaya k Indian ka ghar us se bhi zada khubsurat hai American: Tum ne kaise banaya itna khubsurat ghar?? Indian : Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai?? American: nahi Indian :hahahahahahhahahah

Lynnette Ashley

Chetan Yadav
Facebook - 3 Idiots Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai... Tell me, what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...? Haan Chatur, tum batao. Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir? Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back. Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else... Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!? Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi

Keivi Emes Msfts

Ashwani Kumar
copy--paste Facebook - 3 Idiots Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai... Tell me, what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...? Haan Chatur, tum batao. Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕 Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir?😧 Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back. Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐 Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!? Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi AAya !!!

Anuj Khanna
Facebook - 3 Idiots Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai... Tell me, what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir... Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...? Haan Chatur, tum batao. Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕 Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir?😧 Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back. Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐 Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!? Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi AAya !!!